Dumple dick
Someone who uses magic to be a dick or performs magic in a dickiesh way. The word comes from the fictional character Albus Dumbledore the wizard from the Harry potter trilogies and also the word dick which has many other meanings. It can also be used for someone who crosses you in a negative magical way like a miracle or something unbelievable got lucky.
The magician at the show was a real Dumple dick. I cannot believe that Dumple dick didn't wreck his car when he cut me off driving.
dick dumpling
feeding someone an eclair which was replaced with your own gooy filling.
dude: i gave this one girl a dick dumpling.
man: oo shit dude thats crazy.
man: oo shit dude thats crazy.