Dump 'n Ditch
The act of taking a crap and then leaving the bathroom, failing to flush the toilet.
girl: I hate public restrooms, because some people enjoy leaving little presents for the next person who has to use that stall.
guy:You've obviously never been in a situation then, where you have to just "Dump 'n Ditch."
guy:You've obviously never been in a situation then, where you have to just "Dump 'n Ditch."