Dump Salad
(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol
Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
salad dump
When one ingests large amounts of salad, shits it into their bed/resting place, and sleeps in it.
Hey, Dana, I had a bad day. I might be in for a salad dump tonight