Dumpsaving
1. Choosing, not through extenuating circumstances such as being on a movie set or hiking, choosing, when the option to do otherwise exists, choosing to forego bowel movements so that when you finally dump the result is fantastic.
The Dumpsave is believed to originate on the UCSB campus 1985 CE
The Dumpsave is believed to originate on the UCSB campus 1985 CE
24 hours after Last Dump:
Oh man I gotta go so bad, but I'm dumpsaving.
8 Hours Later
Oh man this kinda hurts, but I'm dumpsaving.
2 Hours Later
I can hold it... I can... hold.... it...urgh..dumpsaving
Exactly Fourteen Minutes Later
HOLY SWEET MOTHER(beeline to restroom)
Waiting in Line for Restroom:
THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER
Finally on the John:
(singing)ooooooh yeah, sooooooo gooood!
Exiting John:
I CAN TAKE ON THE WORLD
Oh man I gotta go so bad, but I'm dumpsaving.
8 Hours Later
Oh man this kinda hurts, but I'm dumpsaving.
2 Hours Later
I can hold it... I can... hold.... it...urgh..dumpsaving
Exactly Fourteen Minutes Later
HOLY SWEET MOTHER(beeline to restroom)
Waiting in Line for Restroom:
THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER
Finally on the John:
(singing)ooooooh yeah, sooooooo gooood!
Exiting John:
I CAN TAKE ON THE WORLD