dump shamed
Dump shaming is the act of blowing the can at work in an unmistakebly upward direction whilst your unsuspecting coworkers listen on in shame... unbeknownst that such an audibly rouchous dump could ever be taken by a human being.
"I was in the 1st floor shitter and was dump shamed so bad I cried a little."
shame-dump
the first dump after just undergoing a loss, getting caught, getting fired, or anything else shameful. This can be used for thinking through the situation or re-thinking about what happened while taking a dump
Good game out there tonight, you gave it your all, go take your shame-dump and your shower and forget all about this, you guys suck who am I kidding?