Dumpster Dunks
A pair of semi-worn, name brand basketball shoes that you found in the garbage. Condition may vary.
"Dude, I found these almost new Jordans in the trash!"
"That's nasty, you gonna wear em'?"
"Hell yeah, these are gonna be my Dumpster Dunks".
"That's nasty, you gonna wear em'?"
"Hell yeah, these are gonna be my Dumpster Dunks".
DUMPSTER DUNK
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
JIM: Have you seen that hobo bitch that lives in our dumpster?
BOB: Yeah, I just did her ugly and the dumped our trash on her nasty ass.
JIM: Oh-I guess that is why it smells so bad back there, I thought it was a dead animal.
BOB: Nope, just the smell of a DUMPSTER DUNK.
BOB: Yeah, I just did her ugly and the dumped our trash on her nasty ass.
JIM: Oh-I guess that is why it smells so bad back there, I thought it was a dead animal.
BOB: Nope, just the smell of a DUMPSTER DUNK.