Dumpster Man
A man who lives in a dumpster behind the dollar tree. He is known to be horny 99% of the time, he worships Ron Jeremy, and often uses little to no self control.
"Dude I just saw a guy jerking off in the dumpster behind the Dollar Store! I think he was watching Ron Jeremy!"
"That was probably just Dumpster Man."
"That was probably just Dumpster Man."
Dead Man's Dumpster Diving
DMDD - Dead Man's Dumpster Diving
My next neighbor died a few weeks ago, so workers are cleaning out his house, throwing a lot of good stuff into a dumpster in his driveway. I've been making numerous clandestine (so my wife doesn't know) Dead Man's Dumpster Diving visits to get some nice things out of the dumpster.