Duncanstick
A twig that identifies as an attack helicopter. Will go ballistic when anything touches its cheese sticks. Spontaneously combusts when touched.
Person1: Bro you're weaker than a duncanstick
Person2: *Depressed noises*
Person3: Don't worry, nobody can be weaker than a duncanstick, they can only come second.
Person2: *Less depressed noises*
Person2: *Depressed noises*
Person3: Don't worry, nobody can be weaker than a duncanstick, they can only come second.
Person2: *Less depressed noises*