Dung-a-ling
The act of having to take a dump, mid-phone conversation.
I totally pulled a Dung-a-ling when Joe P called to talk to me about the play-off tickets.
She was telling me how much she loves me on the phone- meanwhile, I was secretly pulling off a Dung-a-ling.
She was telling me how much she loves me on the phone- meanwhile, I was secretly pulling off a Dung-a-ling.