Dungarvaner

A Dungarvaner is defined as a local yokel who appears inebriated commonly. Dungarvaners find it very mentally challenging in pronouncing words and applying political correctness. Their vocabulary and spelling grammar is extremely deficient. Their inappropriate preconceived opinions of clean bloodlines are of xenophobic disposition, including arbitrary irrational and lacking any sign of empathy. They tend to jeer and scoff at those who remain misfortunate. Dungarvaners are narcissistic, slanderous, highly influential to other inbred villages and are contagious since they spread the deadly curse of ethnocentrism (up the deise). Their euphemisms tend to be somewhat backward and not to mention their jokes are terrible as the jokes are always aimed at each other’s weakness and expense. They regularly compete with each other financially by purchasing valuable merchandise and holiday trips despite the fact they can ill afford it. The definition of Dungarvaner is exemplified below in direct speech.

A spiritual meditation journey of finding oneself at the bottom of a bottle of €4 Tesco wine

Dungarvan is the greatest town in the galaxy. Located in Wondeful county Waterford, Sunny south-east of Ireland, The town can be found where the River Colliagn enters the sea. Dungarvan has many fantastic pubs, great restauraunts & two awful nightclubs ... .. well technically one of the nightclubs is across the River in Abbeyside. Dungarvan is home to Fraher Field, The true home of Waterford GAA ... UP THE DEISE. The beautiful Comeragh mountains can be seen from the town.