dungcicle
A frozen piece of turd, preferably found on the grass on a cold Winter's morning, that has a stick poked into it to give the appearance of a tasty brown popsicle.
Lil' Timmy was walking around on the grass in his barefeet on a frozen wet morning when stepped right on a frozen turd. Then he stuck a tree branch in the frozen turd lengthwise to create a tasty dungcicle he intended to enjoy when he got back in the house.