Dungeon Troll

Any poor son of a bitch who performs a vital role, yet is confined to a basement office, which may have been a storage closet originally.

Also, a mixed drink:

1 1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz sweet vermouth
1/2 oz absinthe
1 clean, unstuffed green olive

Pour absinthe over olive in a chilled cocktail glass. Shake vodka and vermouth together with ice, pour slowly (over a spoon, if possible) into glass with absinthe to mingle, not mix ingredients. Serve with an insult.