Durf
The act of Premarital dry humping. This occurs during the courting period for the LDS religion.
Hey baby girl, lemme Durf
Durf
Dry humping for Mormons to avoid going to hell. Normally done in jeans.
Abraham : “Down to durf”
Betty: “Let me put some jeans on”
Betty: “Let me put some jeans on”
Durf
A state of mind and body that is incepted after a long night of partying in which causes you to lose all grasp on reality and procastinate to your maximum capability. Common side affects are: Hands in pants for extended amount of time, continous gas release, temptation to consumption of "couch pizza", refusal of changing your pants you pissed in hours ago, allergies to any light source, smelling like a foot, upsett stomach, and Diarrhea.
I'm durfin hard dude.
I'm in a strange state of durf.
hey man! whats ya doin?...Durfin
I'm in a strange state of durf.
hey man! whats ya doin?...Durfin
Durf
Someone that is tall stupid and a hoe
damn why is she such a fucking durf
Durf
A bent or curved penis that has become that way due to excessive masturbation.
Jim: "I think I need to cut down on jerking off"
Will: "Dude, same here, I'm starting to get a durf."
Will: "Dude, same here, I'm starting to get a durf."
Durf
The state of being hungover even if you are not. Aka Netflix in bed
I am so durfed right now.
Durf
A word meaning idiot or douchebag
" What's 2 + 2" other guy: "seriously you freaking durfen"
OR. " dude can you stop smoking" " F-U" "whatever you damn durf"
OR. " dude can you stop smoking" " F-U" "whatever you damn durf"