Durno
A chap, usually from wales, who's gentleman's sausage is smaller that of the average persons.
I won't sleep with Kyle, He's a Durno
durno crazy
When a girl is absolutely nuts about a guy. She stalks, breaks into facebook, myspace, cell phone, email etc.. If you do not pick up the phone or answer a text she will continue with trying to contact you non stop for the next hour. Sex is great with this girl but isn't worth the resulting terror she brings upon your life.
"Get rid of that girl she is durno crazy."