dusseldorf
Noun. Equivalent to a cleveland steamer but with a continental flair. A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner's chest. Named for the German city. It can also be used as an equivalent to the word shit; as a verb or noun.
I heard Britney and Kevin broke up because she dropped a fat dusseldorf on him one time.
dusseldorf
A city place in Germany OR someone with a scrunched up face.
"That guy looks like a dusseldorf homo."
Dusseldorf
A word used to describe the epitome of awesomeness, Sometimes confused with a "Cleveland Steamer"
This word is best used when you complete a task you had set out to do, describing that task, or the way you completed that task, as "Dusseldorf."
However, this word can be used in place for any simple word.
This word is best used when you complete a task you had set out to do, describing that task, or the way you completed that task, as "Dusseldorf."
However, this word can be used in place for any simple word.
As an adjective: "Michael Jordan's shot was Dusseldorf."
As a noun: "Johnny got a Dusseldorf on his test, and aced the class."
As a verb: "Yo Tony, Dusseldorf me that pencil."
As an adverb: "I Dusseldorfingly hit a hole-in-one"
As a noun: "Johnny got a Dusseldorf on his test, and aced the class."
As a verb: "Yo Tony, Dusseldorf me that pencil."
As an adverb: "I Dusseldorfingly hit a hole-in-one"
Dusseldorf
verb - A sexual act preformed with a midget and involving cake
noun - A town in Germany.
noun - A town in Germany.
ex. Me and my midget boyfriend dusseldorfed so hard last night, it got everywhere.
Ex. Where does Johanna live? Oh she lives in Dusseldorf.
Ex. Where does Johanna live? Oh she lives in Dusseldorf.
Dusseldorf Shuffleboard
when 2 men both cum on a girls back and the one that cum's the furthest wins. ass to pussy is 1 point, pussy to tits 2 points, tits to mouth 3 points, and mouth to top of head 4 points. any thing else is no points.
"Wayne and i dusseldorf shuffleboarded stacy last night, that motherfucker beat me by like 2 points! after like 4 rounds!"
Dusseldorf Anal Beads
The act of putting a Bratwurst chain inside your partners anus and then pulling it out at extremely high speeds.Eating the sausage afterwards is common.
Person 1:I heard Lisa did the Dusseldorf Anal Beads with Jack last night
Person 2:Didnt know she was into that!
Person 2:Didnt know she was into that!
dirty dusseldorf
Much like a dirty sanchez but done like a hitler mustache
My buddy passed out drunk last night so I thought it would be hilarious to stick my finger in my nasty ass and give him a dirty dusseldorf