dust farts

when u keep a fart stored up in ur intestines for too long a strange dust like substance shoots out with a popping noise and you can not control them they just...POP!

"eerr...ow iv had to fart for 93 days..." says the dust fart victim." PPPOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!! "hah...uh scuuuuuze me i just had a dust fart!"

fart dust

fart dust is microscopic and/or visible bits of feces expelled from the rectum. Feces accumulates on the sphincter after wiping the buttocks because of the wrinkles of the sphincter. Feces dries and when a person farts/expells gas the sphincter opens slightly and the wrinkles open and allow the dried feces to fall and be blown out. Dr. Chuck of The Virginia Fecal Institute performed many experiments to prove the existence of fart dust despite many disbelievers but proved without a shadow of a doubt that it in fact existed. With the help of a "volunteer", he had the test subject fart on a clean sheet of printer paper and the fart dust materialized. Fart dust does not occur with peoples who use baby wipes or bidets for cleansing their buttocks after bathroom use.

Joe awoke hacking up fart dust after Harold farted in his open mouth.

Fart Dust

The Dust that flies when you slap a couch cushion, padded chair, or any other soft surface where people sit.

I was laughing so hard that I slapped the couch, got a whiff of fart dust, then almost passed out.

Fart Dust

The rank smell that erupts when someone sits in a chair you recently blasted into.

Dude, someone left some freakin fart dust in my chair!

Fart Dust

The microscopic feces particals expelled out of the rectum within the methane gases of flatulation.

The seat fabric had accumulated nearly visable fart dust from its experience since being manufactured in 1951.

Fart Dust

The dusting on the water of the toilet when you fart after a long diaharia.

Somebody please flush that fart dust down the toilet

farting dust

a term used in bars and other drinking establishments to let the bartender know just how thirsty one is

Hey! I'm "farting dust" ova heeya who do I blow to get a drink?

俚语	dust farts
释义	dust farts when u keep a fart stored up in ur intestines for too long a strange dust like substance shoots out with a popping noise and you can not control them they just...POP! "eerr...ow iv had to fart for 93 days..." says the dust fart victim." PPPOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!! "hah...uh scuuuuuze me i just had a dust fart!" fart dust fart dust is microscopic and/or visible bits of feces expelled from the rectum. Feces accumulates on the sphincter after wiping the buttocks because of the wrinkles of the sphincter. Feces dries and when a person farts/expells gas the sphincter opens slightly and the wrinkles open and allow the dried feces to fall and be blown out. Dr. Chuck of The Virginia Fecal Institute performed many experiments to prove the existence of fart dust despite many disbelievers but proved without a shadow of a doubt that it in fact existed. With the help of a "volunteer", he had the test subject fart on a clean sheet of printer paper and the fart dust materialized. Fart dust does not occur with peoples who use baby wipes or bidets for cleansing their buttocks after bathroom use. Joe awoke hacking up fart dust after Harold farted in his open mouth. Fart Dust The Dust that flies when you slap a couch cushion, padded chair, or any other soft surface where people sit. I was laughing so hard that I slapped the couch, got a whiff of fart dust, then almost passed out. Fart Dust The rank smell that erupts when someone sits in a chair you recently blasted into. Dude, someone left some freakin fart dust in my chair! Fart Dust The microscopic feces particals expelled out of the rectum within the methane gases of flatulation. The seat fabric had accumulated nearly visable fart dust from its experience since being manufactured in 1951. Fart Dust The dusting on the water of the toilet when you fart after a long diaharia. Somebody please flush that fart dust down the toilet farting dust a term used in bars and other drinking establishments to let the bartender know just how thirsty one is Hey! I'm "farting dust" ova heeya who do I blow to get a drink?
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