dusty muff fisticuffs
When an elderly stripper puts her vagina in your face and you are left with no choice but to punch it into oblivion.
"I was at Wild J's on friday night and I saw your grandma."
"Oh, snap. Do your wrists hurt from the dusty muff fisticuffs?"
"Oh, snap. Do your wrists hurt from the dusty muff fisticuffs?"