dusty pirate
A sexual act which occurs when a man stuffs a woman's vagina full of sand and then proceeds to have intercourse with her. Dusty Pirate's are obviously performed principally in coastal areas, and often include cinnamon lube to heighten the sensation for both parties.
Wow, Jim really layed into Ali with that Dusty Pirate last night on the beach
dusty pirate key
Same as a pirate key, just add cocaine to fingers or bootyhole.
Damn homegirl that gave me that dusty pirate key left a nail in my butt that im just feeling now....cus the coke wore off and is no longer numb...