dutch basket
Pulling one's labia over someone's head so it reaches the ears. Done as punishment, not intended for pleasure by either party.
"JD, if you don't get your butt back in here this instant I'm gonna give you a dutch basket to remind you where you come from!"
Dutch Gift Basket
The act of a female beagle jumping up on your lap, sitting down for some lovin', procedes to fart and walk away.
I think penny just gave me a dutch gift basket