Dutch Braid
Poo...in your hair.
I gave Missy a Dutch Braid. She was picking poo out of her hair for days.
Braided Dutch Assist
When two men lock their adjoining arms and harmoniously move up and down to perform the act of masturbation for the other. Their hands are on their own penis. A distant cousin to the dutch rudder.
Dick and Johan were bored in the office and decided to try the 'ol trusty Braided Dutch Assist, or BDA.