Dutch cake
Similar to a BOSTON PANCAKE but made by someone suffering from hemorrhoid such as to give it an orange hue colour (brown plus red).
I'm Sarah and I give you permission to defacate on me but I hope your boston pancake doesn't turn into a dutch cake!
Dutch Oven Cake
When you shit in the bed and pull the covers over your partner.
Last night, I went to dutch oven my girl, but accidentally left her a steaming dutch oven cake in the bed.