Dutch Car
Similar to a "Dutch Oven". Farting in a completely enclosed auto. It is essential that the offender have access to complete control of the windows and doors. Hop in your car with a friend, unload your methane cargo, and lock all windows and doors, giving your friend a "Dutch Car",
Went to Taco Bell over lunch, on our way to a 3:00 meeting, I gave Jimmy a Dutch Car. He wasn't too happy.
Dutch car wash
When you eat ass and vag in the shower.
1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.
2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."
2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."
Dutch car
Action.
When the driver of any vehicle farts, and then proceeds to lock the windows and subject the passengers to the smell.
Can also be doubly effective when using the childproof locks on the doors, so they cannot escape.
When the driver of any vehicle farts, and then proceeds to lock the windows and subject the passengers to the smell.
Can also be doubly effective when using the childproof locks on the doors, so they cannot escape.
Kylie: My boyfriend gave me a surprise Dutch car earlier today. I thought I was going into asphyxia, it was so bad.
Penelope: *scoff* Men.
Penelope: *scoff* Men.