Dutch Cheese-cutter
A situation where a pubic hair becomes lodged in the anal sphincter, causing any resultant stools to become sliced on expulsion.
Floot: "Hey Rudi...why are there 2 symmetrical skid marks on the toilet bowl?"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"