Dutch Gift
a gift of something you like that you give to somebody, so you can have it/some yourself
"Here is a lovely box of chocolates. Open them up and give me one!"
"Hey, it's a Dutch Gift!"
"Hey, it's a Dutch Gift!"
Dutch Gift Basket
The act of a female beagle jumping up on your lap, sitting down for some lovin', procedes to fart and walk away.
I think penny just gave me a dutch gift basket