Dutch Tanning
When you fart while in tanning bed and the fan is on, blowing your poop particles towards your face while warming them. MUCH worse than a dutch oven
I was tanning, and well, dutch tanning = horrible. fml.
Dutch Farmer's Tan
Engaging in a frisk session of anal fisting where you enter up to your elbow.
How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!