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In his own words: "Me woz born in da heart off da Staines ghetto. I has lived wiv me Nan in Staines at 37 Cherry Blossom Close from da day me woz born, coz wiv both me parents havin been smoked, dere werent no one else around to look afta her. Me has been carin for her ever since. Me woz failed by da skool system and hated every minute me spent in da classroom. In fact added together, dat time woz probly da most borin 3 hours of me life - altho me do still go to a skool re-union every second Monday at Staines Job Centre... As well as bein unemployed - i iz also got a lot off well important careers. As head of Da West Staines Massive, me control da most peace lovin and violent gang in da hole of Barkshire. Afta happearin on some crap programme dat woz on at 11 a clock or somefin, it werent long before me ad me own show. Dis meant me was able to take a in depf look at a lot off serious issues.... I iz now easily da most respekted face on Brittish telly and it iz probably only a matter off time before me get offered me own slot on Channel 5 - or hopefully even cable..."
Me iz Ali G, da main meista from Stainez wiv da erbal remedy.
Ali G
A popular fictional character in the UK well known for his satire and interviews of certain politicians and other high class Britons which all originated from a Channel 4 show called "The 11 O' Clock Show".
From then on he became very popular on the show until the show was axed and Ali G ended up having his own show as well as his own film called "Ali G In Da House". Probably most famous for starring in Madonna's music video for "Music" as well as other various appearances.
From then on he became very popular on the show until the show was axed and Ali G ended up having his own show as well as his own film called "Ali G In Da House". Probably most famous for starring in Madonna's music video for "Music" as well as other various appearances.
Famous Ali G quotes:
"Aaiii"
"Innit"
"Booyakasha!"
"Who was da first British King, was it King Dong?"
"Aaiii"
"Innit"
"Booyakasha!"
"Who was da first British King, was it King Dong?"
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uber pimp
Ali-G is the most awesome UK wanna be rapper in the history of ever.
Ali G
The coolest guy on the planet who had a contract with HBO to make 2 seasons, who should seriously consider making another season.
The popinickels of him not being able to do a third season is that he is becoming increasingly popular, severly limiting the amount of interviews he can hold with famous peeople & officials.
One more thing to love about his show is Borat, the funniest Kazakhstani Mustache Dude who seems to get the best of me everytime I watch it.
The popinickels of him not being able to do a third season is that he is becoming increasingly popular, severly limiting the amount of interviews he can hold with famous peeople & officials.
One more thing to love about his show is Borat, the funniest Kazakhstani Mustache Dude who seems to get the best of me everytime I watch it.
I say, put Ali G back on the air and send him to India where no one owns a TV so he can interview people who like cows and such
Ali G
1.The most complete cool dude on the surface on the earth, and the guy all the attractive females want to suck off
2.Also the name of the chavster/gangsta guy from the tv, which is a quality programme espeicially when your pissed - the movie is best tho.
2.Also the name of the chavster/gangsta guy from the tv, which is a quality programme espeicially when your pissed - the movie is best tho.
1. Ali G, what a complete legend and general hero of the North of England
2. Let's get some beers in and watch the Ali G movie again
2. Let's get some beers in and watch the Ali G movie again
ali g
The greatest townie on the face of the earth. A true genius and supastar!
Damn that Ali G is enlightining
ali g
dis mon haz hiz ve'ey own show on da telly. itz a complete riot, and even a billion, million, squillion times funnier if ya watch it while on weed.
ali g! ali g! ali g!