DVORAK
DVORAK is a keyboard layout designed in the 1920's, named after its creator, August Dvorak. The keys are mapped so that commonly used letters in the English language, including all the vowels, are in the home row. Also, the letters are divided evenly between hands. In this way, your hands and fingers don't have to move much when typing. So basically, DVORAK is efficient and comfortable in English; whether it works just as well in other languages is unknown.
Even with DVORAK's obvious benefits, it is overshadowed by the more commonly used QWERTY layout, which has become the standard for most computers.
Even with DVORAK's obvious benefits, it is overshadowed by the more commonly used QWERTY layout, which has become the standard for most computers.
Me: Wow I just learned to type in Dvorak and it's awesome!
You: Oh, that's pretty cool. But I'm too used to Qwerty already to learn that.
You: Oh, that's pretty cool. But I'm too used to Qwerty already to learn that.
dvorak
an alternative keyboard to the normal qwerty keyboards. used by only the leetest of the leet. the letter placement is supposed to be better. the record for the most words ever typed with a keyboard is 212 words a minute, a dvorak keyboard was used
guy #1: let's go on aim and flirt with those sluts
guy #2: sure go ahead
guy #1: dude what the fuck's up with your keyboard it looks all fucked up
guy #2: yeah it's a dvorak keyboard
guy #1: a what? dude you're a geek
guy #2: sure go ahead
guy #1: dude what the fuck's up with your keyboard it looks all fucked up
guy #2: yeah it's a dvorak keyboard
guy #1: a what? dude you're a geek
Dvorak
A typing layout developed in the 1940's and intended to replace the clumsy QWERTY layout, designed in the 19th century to actually slow down typing. The Dvorak layout is far more efficient, allowing a typist to achieve a much faster rate than with QWERTY. There are also one-handed versions of Dvorak, for both the right and left hand.
This is the Dvorak layout:
`~ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 { }
'" ,< .> p y f g c r l /? =+ \\|
a o e u i d h t n s -_
;: q j k x b m w v z
Any modern computer can be reconfigured to use the Dvorak layout.
`~ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 { }
'" ,< .> p y f g c r l /? =+ \\|
a o e u i d h t n s -_
;: q j k x b m w v z
Any modern computer can be reconfigured to use the Dvorak layout.
dvorak
A type of keyboard that nobody will ever use.
"Hey bro, can i use your keyboard?"
"Sure!"
"Wth it's in dvorak!"
"Sure!"
"Wth it's in dvorak!"
Dvorak
Technically the best keyboard. However, no one ever bothers to use it because QWERTY is a much more fun word.
I know a Dvorak keyboard would speed up my typing, but QWERTY... it just sounds so much cooler! I mean, Dvorak? How do you even pronounce that?
Dvorak
The most awesome science teacher who is also pregananant. Her 2020-2021 fourth period class is her favorite and we all love her a lot! (also very funny and good at roasting kids and growing nuggets)
Diego: Coach Dvorak when's it coming out?
Class laughs
Coach Dvorak: it's DUE DATE is in September!
Class laughs
Coach Dvorak: it's DUE DATE is in September!
Dvorak's law
The worse the economy, not only do the hookers get better looking, but they get cheaper.
Some postulate that additionally, hookers get more business during a worse economy, however Dvorak himself attributes this to supply and demand which often leads to an increase in business (i.e. tricks) which is driven by the need to compensate for loss of revenue caused by the same reduction in cost stated in Dvorak's law.