dwad

{pronounced "duh-WAHD"} n. Abbreviated or censored version of the term dickwad.

"Twat" - As said by 'Charles' in a text to speech Demo on the internet.

It is pronounced "Dwod" and should be said in a particularly high pitched and ridiculous voice.

twat for those who have difficulty not replacing all the "t" sounds with "d"s

In order to successfully 'Dwad' you need at least 2 male particpants (3 if you wish to perfrom a "Double Dwad"). One male will penetrate the 'Dwader' by inserting his flaccid or slightly aroused penis into the recipeints ear canal. As a side option, the penetrator may rest his scrotum on the recipeints face for added stimulation. The "Double Dwad" involves penetration of both ears and is not to be performed until the singular Dwad has been mastered.

-short for "damn workers ain't doin Shit"

Originated in the town of Sussex which is located in Wisconsin. The term reefers to the words you yell while in the act of throwing a (usually large) object through your or a coworker's/bosse's office window (most commonly in an industrial environment).

-To add effect-
-from a high office overlooking work floor

-illegaly be in the building

-before you quit

-in an abandon factory/building

-workplace of an ex

-after company does not make bottom line

One who is a dickwad, but shortened DWAD means the same thing.

derrogative term for a mentally challenged person.