Dwanker
A person who plays dragon games and sucks dragon dick.
Look at CJ over there, what a dwanker, playing his dumb dragon game all day!
dwanker
A total idiot, a lost cause, a moron's mentor! A guy that could make you stupid just talking with him for 2 minutes.
As you watch a guy across the street trying to get a paper out of the newspaper box - while holding his coffee - he fumbles for a second, goes to put his coffee down and misses the side of the box, it spills on a passing woman dressed in pure white, as he tries hopelessly to save the coffee, the box suddenly comes open and quickly slams shut on his nuts. He yells in pain and shock....you slowly shake your head in disbelief and say: "What a dwanker!"
dwankering
Where you wank with both of your hands. Left hand above the right hand in a triangular shape.
I was dwankering really hard under the bed sheets last night my orgasm was amazing.