Dwight Howard
An event where one dude acts like such an ass that he immediately replaces Lebron James as the biggest faggot on Earth.
Dude 1: Wait a minute, this guy signed a two-year extension, then had his coach and the team GM fired, demanded a trade, and refused to go to any team but the Lakers to ensure that his team could not negotiate a fair trade?
Dude 2: Yes, and he wears fake prescription eyeglasses with the lenses popped out because Lebron and Wade do it.
Dude 1: Man I thought Lebron was a giant faggot but this Dwight Howard really takes the cake.
Dude 2: Yes, and he wears fake prescription eyeglasses with the lenses popped out because Lebron and Wade do it.
Dude 1: Man I thought Lebron was a giant faggot but this Dwight Howard really takes the cake.
Dwight Howard
One seriously awesome basketball player. Often eats babies before each game because he's that manly.
I wish I was as cool as Dwight Howard.
Dwight Howard
to be 6'11" and dunk like you're only 6'6"
man that dwight howard dunks like he's not 6'11"!
Dwight Howard
Superman.
Guy 1: Man did you see that block by Dwight Howard?!
Guy 2: Yeah, almost as sick as his dunk in the 2008 dunk contest!
Guy 2: Yeah, almost as sick as his dunk in the 2008 dunk contest!
Dwight Howard
When you block someone's attempt to throw something,shoot a basket,or anything like that.Based off of Dwight Howard's amazing and often times humiliating (for the other guy) defense.
Bro A:"Toss me a soda,bro."
Bro B:"Comin' right up." *tosses a can of Dr. Pepper to Bro A*
Bro C.*Smacks it out of the air* "Dwight Howard!"
Bros A and B: *Surprised*
Bro B:"Comin' right up." *tosses a can of Dr. Pepper to Bro A*
Bro C.*Smacks it out of the air* "Dwight Howard!"
Bros A and B: *Surprised*
Dwight Howard
A NBA Player who would’ve been a top 5 center of all time if it weren’t for injuries and Kobe Bryant
Also known as Superman
Also known as Superman
Dumbass 1: Embiid is goated
Dumbass 2: LeBron is better
Genius: Nah Dwight Howard better in his prime. That’s why he whooped LeBron in the conference finals when he was younger and had a worse team.
Dumbass 3: Wanna play soccer?
Dumbass 2: LeBron is better
Genius: Nah Dwight Howard better in his prime. That’s why he whooped LeBron in the conference finals when he was younger and had a worse team.
Dumbass 3: Wanna play soccer?
Dwight Howard Style
Noun: in which a man puts a superman cape on his penis, takes his balls, and slams them into a womans mouth with all his force, in verb form: Dwight Howarded
dude, last night i totally got it on Dwight Howard style with your mom, i think i might have broken one of her teeth
did you see the game last night? Dwight Howard completly Dwight Howarded Delonte West
did you see the game last night? Dwight Howard completly Dwight Howarded Delonte West