dyche
(adjective) Intentionally disheveled. Superficially disordered but containing an underlying plan or scheme.
A: "Comb your hair, you slob."
B: "Shut up. This is my new dyche haircut. It's supposed to look like this."
B: "Shut up. This is my new dyche haircut. It's supposed to look like this."
dych
Usually a word used by 7-year-olds to act like they aren't minors. Generally used when parents are not around
shrimpactinold: Come to mah crib baybee
Hotbitch: ok. why?
shrimpactinold: You can suck mah dych!
Hotbitch: ok. why?
shrimpactinold: You can suck mah dych!
sean dyche
the ultimate gaffer, and pioneer of brexit football
Sean Dyche the true gaffer