Dysexlia
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Person 1: {Bruh} I think you got dysexlia.
Person 2: Waht?
Person 2: Waht?
Dysexlia
A disorder that causes the subject to awkwardly rearrange the words directed toward their partner during intercourse.
Veronica: Talk dirty to me Rafi.
Rafi: Ok baby. I wanna drown in it baby.
Veronica: Yeah?! What else do you wanna' do?
Rafi: I want to slide my ass in your dick!
Veronica: WHAT?!?
Rafi: *Sigh* I meant I wanted to slide MY dick in YOUR ass. I have dysexlia. I'm sorry. I'll see my way out.
Rafi: Ok baby. I wanna drown in it baby.
Veronica: Yeah?! What else do you wanna' do?
Rafi: I want to slide my ass in your dick!
Veronica: WHAT?!?
Rafi: *Sigh* I meant I wanted to slide MY dick in YOUR ass. I have dysexlia. I'm sorry. I'll see my way out.
Dysexlia
Hearing part of a normal conversation and automatically thinking something dirty.
Amy: "I love Christmas ornaments. Especially the sparkly balls."
Clint: "Sparkly balls...hee hee hee..." <--- dysexlia strikes again
Clint: "Sparkly balls...hee hee hee..." <--- dysexlia strikes again
dysexlia
A condition whereby one gets their sexual partners mixed up. Often this is due to the number of partners one has.
She has so many sexual partners, no wonder she suffers from dysexlia.