dyslaxative
When you are dyslexic... dyslectic? Dis-leck-sick...? When you're brain is shit at spelling.
The Click can't remember how to say dyslexic, so he says he is dyslaxative.
Dyslaxic
Being bad at, or doing poorly at Lacrosse.
Chad is doing so poorly at the LAX games, he must be dyslaxic.