Dyslaxic
Being bad at, or doing poorly at Lacrosse.
Chad is doing so poorly at the LAX games, he must be dyslaxic.
dyslaxative
When you are dyslexic... dyslectic? Dis-leck-sick...? When you're brain is shit at spelling.
The Click can't remember how to say dyslexic, so he says he is dyslaxative.