Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness

A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.

A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.