dyslexic pol
A person who is prone to doing things incorrectly. Reading is the dyslexic pol's vice (among others).
*As a car passes by a restaurant called "DJ's Fish Fry"*
Olivia: "Hey you guys- let's go to JD's Fish!!"
Non-dyslexic pol: "Fa rurl rurl? You crazy!"
Person 3: "She isn't crazy, Olivia is a dyslexic pol."
Olivia: "Hey you guys- let's go to JD's Fish!!"
Non-dyslexic pol: "Fa rurl rurl? You crazy!"
Person 3: "She isn't crazy, Olivia is a dyslexic pol."