Dysmas
this is the name that is given to you by your parents when they are drunk in a transgender strip club in Bangkok. nevertheless, DYSMAS is a fucking stud. their name is so unique in many ways and is only given to the most special of them all. dysmas’s are usually independent but are the life of the party once you get to know them. buttt, if you have this name good luck living through college and life in general. nah though, dysmas is actually a sexy name i love it and so should you.
girl 1: “omg is that DYSMAS, he looks so cute today”.
girl 2: “i know right!!! his fashion sense today is just mesmerising”.
boy 1: “yo dysmas you better scrap before i DISS-MISS you agagagagagag”.
boy 2: “ay junior, you better leave my cuz alone or you’ll be in for a hoka”.
teacher 1: “ok boys, i think we’re getting off topic—“
rest of the boys: “JIAAAAAA HOOOO, Junior and Sione are gonna do a tunnel ouaaaaaa”.
rest of the girls: “hey dysmas sorry about Junior he can be a dick sometimes, the girls are planning a sleepover at Jasmines tonight you wanna come?”
dysmas: *makes autistic noises*
girls: “awww so cute”.
girl 2: “i know right!!! his fashion sense today is just mesmerising”.
boy 1: “yo dysmas you better scrap before i DISS-MISS you agagagagagag”.
boy 2: “ay junior, you better leave my cuz alone or you’ll be in for a hoka”.
teacher 1: “ok boys, i think we’re getting off topic—“
rest of the boys: “JIAAAAAA HOOOO, Junior and Sione are gonna do a tunnel ouaaaaaa”.
rest of the girls: “hey dysmas sorry about Junior he can be a dick sometimes, the girls are planning a sleepover at Jasmines tonight you wanna come?”
dysmas: *makes autistic noises*
girls: “awww so cute”.