EAPS
extreme awkward person syndrome
You suffer from eaps if you miss your floor on an elevator and proceed to get off on the next floor with the other person in the elevator because you aren't sure what to do.
You suffer from eaps if you skip while leaving the bathroom and accidentally skip into someone opening the door.
You suffer from eaps if you've broken a toilet in a friend's home and pretend you are late for something and leave.
You suffer from eaps if someone runs into you and says "sorry" and you reply in french.
You suffer from eaps if you skip while leaving the bathroom and accidentally skip into someone opening the door.
You suffer from eaps if you've broken a toilet in a friend's home and pretend you are late for something and leave.
You suffer from eaps if someone runs into you and says "sorry" and you reply in french.
EAP
Eating Alone Phobia - the fear to go out and eat by yourself, even if you're starving.
- "Dude, I'm losing so much weight cause I have EAP."
- "Find some friends."
- "Find some friends."
EAP
EAP (EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED PUSSY)
Someone (usually a male) who gets into a relationship for the constant action and ability to get laid and claims there just fuck buddies, but overtime falls in love and has the plan back fire.
Someone (usually a male) who gets into a relationship for the constant action and ability to get laid and claims there just fuck buddies, but overtime falls in love and has the plan back fire.
Man 1: Hasn't Jake been dating tiffany for a year?
Man 2: Yep
Man 1: Didn't they start off as fuck buddies?
Man 2: Yep
Man 1: What an EAP
Man 2: Yep
Man 1: Didn't they start off as fuck buddies?
Man 2: Yep
Man 1: What an EAP
EAP
EAP = Eat A Poop - prounounced (EEEP) - a softer way of saying Eat SHIT or piss off!
Baseball Batter: (tries to hit the ball far, ends up looking like a bunt)
Teammate: "Wow - you sure got a piece of that one!"
Baseball Batter: "EAP!"
Teammate: "Wow - you sure got a piece of that one!"
Baseball Batter: "EAP!"
EAP
Stands for Extensive Anal Penetration. It is when a girl gets done in the ass all the time. How white girls have asses.
Becky has a big ass. It must be from EAP.
Eap
Basically when you run but without any fuel. Very uncommon to say daily.
-"I'm pushing myself to the limits, I'm so tired but I still want to do it so I'm just gonna eap anyways"
EAP
(N.) short for Eat Ass Prey.
A person who is pursued as a potential hookup. This person may or may not want to hook up with you but you still pursue them until they either:
1. Tell you to fuck off
2. Become your EAB (Eat Ass Bae)
Side note: They don't have to actually eat ass but bonus points if they do.
A person who is pursued as a potential hookup. This person may or may not want to hook up with you but you still pursue them until they either:
1. Tell you to fuck off
2. Become your EAB (Eat Ass Bae)
Side note: They don't have to actually eat ass but bonus points if they do.
Meagan: damn, Jarron is looking so sexy tonight. I might make him my EAP.
Lizzy: I heard he eats ass too. Make him your EAB.
Lizzy: I heard he eats ass too. Make him your EAB.