Earland
The art of loosing your virginity with a quick shag behind highstreet stores, such as tesco's or for a classier bang, waitrose.
"Well kids, loosing my virginity is an interesting story. Basically, I did an Earland..."
Pip Earland
He is a man who loves to fondle with monkey testicles in an arrotic mannor. He also is three feet tall and has a tiny penis who also says the catchphrase: "scot" wich you can find in someone elses dictionary you nonce. I have no job and sit here 24/7 putting up ridicoulus things because i have no life and my mother doesnt love me. Ive had enough and whoever is reading this you have 10 minutes to call the police because im going to kill myself. But by the time oyur reading this i would have alredy been gone. Goodbye cruel world ive had enough of your shit -Edwardo
Im going to kill myself with a knife to the throat - pip earland