EAStard
A kid who's obsessed with Emergency Alert System or EAS for short. Most of these kids are easily recognizable with SPC as a prefix for their nicknames, which stands for Storm Prevention Control. Most of these kids like the mocks of the infamous Emergency Alert System, and probably record their NOAA Radios going off, while they SOMEHOW know that their NOAA Radios will go off at that specific time, probably a bunch of psychics.
Guy 1: There's this weird kid at my school who brought his NOAA weather radio in the class, glad the teacher told him to turn it off.
Guy 2: This kid is definitely an EAStard. I swear, his Youtube Channel is SPCeastornadomaster13 (example) and records videos of his NOAA radios going off loudly.
Guy 1: Very true.
Guy 2: This kid is definitely an EAStard. I swear, his Youtube Channel is SPCeastornadomaster13 (example) and records videos of his NOAA radios going off loudly.
Guy 1: Very true.
Eastard
Your typical anti-west eastern European basement dweller that hates everything west yet still wants all the benefits of NATO/EU
Eastard: I HATE THE WEST!!!!!
Person: So you don't approve of the financial backing of the west?
Eastard: Well, I still want it just I don't like the west
Person: So you don't approve of the financial backing of the west?
Eastard: Well, I still want it just I don't like the west