East Korea
The most amazing country in the world, often deemed "nonexistent" by those uneducated buffoons in the UN. They are a communist country, often covered in a boring drizzle that never seems to end. They call their leader "The Great Leader of East Korea," and he is often seen splashing about in the East Korea Warm Current.
<Person A> Dude, did you travel to East Korea over spring break? Them bitches be PUMPIN'.
<Person B> No, sorry, I wasn't able to. I'm afraid I was busy. But man, you are now so much cooler than me. We should all go to East Korea.
<Person B> No, sorry, I wasn't able to. I'm afraid I was busy. But man, you are now so much cooler than me. We should all go to East Korea.