East Troy

Possibly the coolest motherfucking town on the east side of the Mississippi. Notoriously known for the ample supply of weed and booze, East Troy is far better than the faggot town of Mukwonago (they suck big balls). East Troy, also known as ET, also holds the record for having the largest number of kids getting underage drinking tickets because the popos here are huge assholes (especially bev, big fat bitch).

A small town in the middle of nowhere.
Only known for Alpine Valley.