eatage
eatage is based off of ate, meaning 'you did that!'. similar to slayism.
your friend: *posts a really good edit*
you: eatage. you slayed.
you: eatage. you slayed.
Eatages
Eatages are foods. Anything that is edible is an eatage. Eatages are yummy.
Bill: That cake tied to the floor looks awfully good...
John: I REQUIRE EATAGES!!!!
John: I'ma gonna get some bacon.
John: I REQUIRE EATAGES!!!!
John: I'ma gonna get some bacon.