eating is cheating
A reason why real men don't stop for food during a pub crawl.
1. I'm completely shitfaced, let's get a kebab.
2. You are such a wuss - eating is cheating.
2. You are such a wuss - eating is cheating.
Eating Ain't Cheating
An expression used to excuse performing oral sex on a girl when you're already in a relationship with someone else.
Guy 1: Did I see you take Becky home last night? I thought you were going out with Laura.
Guy 2: Yeah, I took her home. But all I did was go down on her. Eating ain't cheating.
Guy 2: Yeah, I took her home. But all I did was go down on her. Eating ain't cheating.
eating is not cheating
Oral Sex is not cheating
Arnold looked up slowly and spoke with an accent... "eating is not cheating"