eating pears
When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.
Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.
Eating a pear
Yet another term for masturbation.
Svetlana: What's up?
You: Just eating a pear.
Svetlana: Oh, I won't interupt then, have a good time I guess.
You: Just eating a pear.
Svetlana: Oh, I won't interupt then, have a good time I guess.