Eating salad
To eat salad is a code name for French kissing, and getting a tad bit suggestive, but nothing too far (i.e. playing with thighs, doing tiny little moans when separating to breathe...)
Person: holy shit eating salad with you last night was awesome
eat the salad
Eat the salad is a phrase invented by Donald Trump. He was the first man ever to say this phrase. It is a great phrase. Maybe the greatest phrase ever.
It means “swallow my tired old grey pubes when you go down on me”
It means “swallow my tired old grey pubes when you go down on me”
Eat the salad, Rex
Go eat a salad
The phrase you say to a fat kid who eats shit everyday.
Hey fat fuck go eat a salad
eating fruit salad
popping your cherry; losing your virginity
friend 1: brad and i were eating fruit salad last night
friend 2: omg you lost your virginity?!
friend 2: omg you lost your virginity?!
salad eating bitch
The type of girl you take out on a date who sits quietly, orders a salad, and shuts the fuck up. Many times, nothing is more infuriating than the quiet, salad eating bitch sitting in the booth of the Ruby Tuesday's, eating the Mandarin Chicken salad.
The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.
Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard
The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.
Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard
Yo, I took Sandy out to Applebees, but she turned out to be one of them salad eating bitches. Now I'm out 10 bucks.
next time go eat a salad
Next time go eat a salad is a line that the Scout from Team Fortress 2 says. It insults the Heavy, who is morbidly obese.
Heavy: AAUGH!
Scout: Next time go eat a salad!
Scout: Next time go eat a salad!
eat my salad
The action of eating ones butthole.
Come and eat my salad.