Eating Sandwiches

It's a noun. It's slang for smoking weed. It was started from the show "How I Met Your Mother".

Friend #1: Dude, we were so high last night!
Friend #2: Yeah, dude. We spent half the freakin' night eating sandwiches!

Not everyone can eat sandwiches

Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"

Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."

Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"

Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."

Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."

Eating a Sandwich

The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.

But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.

"So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten."

eat a sandwich

A phrase yelled by a jealous fat woman at a thinner more attractive woman, perhaps hoping that the thin woman will gain weight too and stop attracting men.

Big Bertha: Hey stick insect! You think you're so hot, in that little skirt? Eat a sandwich!

Eat a sandwich

To Smoke weed, Ganja, Green, Chronic, Marajuana.

To be used around people that you dont want to know that you smoke weed

Standing beside Police, teachers, Parents, underaged children.

Guy 1: Dude we should go eat a sandwich

Guy 2: yeah dude lets go eat a sandwich right now

Cop, Teacher, Parent, Child: Have fun eating your sandwich! (oblivious)

Eat a sandwich

Something skinny people get told far too often

I'm a tad underweight, so I'm always told to eat a sandwich

Eating Beef Sandwiches

The sucking of a penis while held within another man's ass cheeks.

I ate beef sandwiches last night, extra mayo.

俚语	eating sandwiches
释义	Eating Sandwiches It's a noun. It's slang for smoking weed. It was started from the show "How I Met Your Mother". Friend #1: Dude, we were so high last night! Friend #2: Yeah, dude. We spent half the freakin' night eating sandwiches! Not everyone can eat sandwiches Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?" Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning." Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?" Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass." Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded." Eating a Sandwich The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids. But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me. "So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten." eat a sandwich A phrase yelled by a jealous fat woman at a thinner more attractive woman, perhaps hoping that the thin woman will gain weight too and stop attracting men. Big Bertha: Hey stick insect! You think you're so hot, in that little skirt? Eat a sandwich! Eat a sandwich To Smoke weed, Ganja, Green, Chronic, Marajuana. To be used around people that you dont want to know that you smoke weed Standing beside Police, teachers, Parents, underaged children. Guy 1: Dude we should go eat a sandwich Guy 2: yeah dude lets go eat a sandwich right now Cop, Teacher, Parent, Child: Have fun eating your sandwich! (oblivious) Eat a sandwich Something skinny people get told far too often I'm a tad underweight, so I'm always told to eat a sandwich Eating Beef Sandwiches The sucking of a penis while held within another man's ass cheeks. I ate beef sandwiches last night, extra mayo.
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