Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome

Medical condition where you have an intense urge to take a massive dump in tupperware and put it in the fridge

eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off