Eatster
When you have the best intentions by making Easter baskets for your loved ones the week before; however, the sweet temptation of egg shaped Reese's is too much to resist. By the time Sunday rolls around, you've already replenished the baskets content twice & still have nothing to show.
Uncle: Sorry I arrived empty handed to the Easter egg hunt, I celebrated Eatster; the other white meat of holidays.
Eatster Bunny
Easter arrives yet the children wake up to no candy in their baskets... the Eatster Bunny has a serious addiction.
Timmy & Susie woke up again this Easter with only rotten eggs to search for... they longed for their sweet treats, yet the Eatster Bunny had struck again!