eat the dick

phrase used to silence someone usually after saying something retarded. Or just to shut someone up even if they may have a point. Along with the added effect of ruining nearly any setting.

Todd: "Rich, turn the car off you're wasting my battery"
Rich: "Eat the dick, you use less battery power if it's on."
Todd: "what no it don't!"
Rich: "eat the dick"
-akward silence for the other 4 people in the car-

eat a dick

a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack

John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup
Melissa: Eat a dick

Eat a dick

A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.

Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*

eat a dick

the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown

also can be used to reject somenoe

lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you

alison: eat a dick

mikey: oi your a shit cunt
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: is that all you've got?
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick

Eat a dick

A phrase used at someone who has made you angry

Dude, no one cares about your Sea Monkeys, eat a dick.

Eat a Dick

An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly.

AKA: Go fuck yourself!

My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"

eat a dick

a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual.

Bill pushes Tom.
Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick".
Bill looks hurt and bewildered.

俚语	eat the dick
释义	eat the dick phrase used to silence someone usually after saying something retarded. Or just to shut someone up even if they may have a point. Along with the added effect of ruining nearly any setting. Todd: "Rich, turn the car off you're wasting my battery" Rich: "Eat the dick, you use less battery power if it's on." Todd: "what no it don't!" Rich: "eat the dick" -akward silence for the other 4 people in the car- eat a dick a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup Melissa: Eat a dick Eat a dick A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights. Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i> Tom: Missile drop kicks man in chest eat a dick the comeback of all comebacks can be used in any situation, instant shutdown also can be used to reject somenoe lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you alison: eat a dick mikey: oi your a shit cunt jeremy: eat a dick mikey: is that all you've got? jeremy: eat a dick mikey: yeah i thought so jeremy: eat a dick mikey: fine, you win jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick Eat a dick A phrase used at someone who has made you angry Dude, no one cares about your Sea Monkeys, eat a dick. Eat a Dick An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly. AKA: Go fuck yourself! My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!" eat a dick a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual. Bill pushes Tom. Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick". Bill looks hurt and bewildered.
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